Opublikowany 16 grudnia 2014
Streffa Jeffa

Let’s cut to the chase. The Stubs is Poland’s best rock. Period

Jeff Taylor. Fot. Sławomir Ostrowski

I had intended to write about Christmas and how Saint Nicholas takes a shit in the shoes of nuaghty children.

Unfortuantely/fortunately, it is much more important to convince the world that they must help make The Stubs world-famous rock stars. Hell, I may even like The Stubs more than Christmas. They never disappoint me; whenever I listen to them, they always deliever with fucking awesome rock-n-roll. On the other hand, I sometimes get candles for Christmas. Thanks a lot Santa you fat dick.

The Stubs played at Vinyl Pub last night and just blew people away. They are the real shit – the riffs, the groove, the raw emotions, the sweat and great catchy tunes. Additionally, almost half the people in attendance were women. How many real rock-n-roll bands attract equal numbers of men and women, hot women at that? I’m sorry, Enej doesn’t count. Don’t get me wrong, they are also a very good band but not as a rock band. Besides, they attract more high school girls than women.

I had explained in a previous blog entry that in a way it is depressing to see The Stubs live. At last night’s show there were members of local bands in the audience and I’m positive they were all thinking, „Ah fuck it. I suck compared to these guys. I should just sell my guitar and use the money to buy computer games.” Maybe at the next BINGE show (Saturday 20 Decmeber 9pm/21.00, Carpenter Inn Pub!), I’ll just play a Stubs CD. You know, what’s the point?

Don’t worry though. I was expressing my feelings to the band after the show last night, and Radek the singer/guitarist replied, „Dude, I can’t let that. I would have to stop playing so that everybody else would continue.” So I guess an uneasy equillibreum will be maintained (Does that make sense).

In the end, The Stubs makes up all of Poland’s crappy bands:

Lemon, Soda, Feel, Big Day, Ich Troje, Video, IRA, Manam (I’m sure they may be better but I only hear that stupid „Kocham Moje Kochanie Moje”), Wilki, Pin, Varius Manx, Bajm, Myslovitz, Blue Cafe, Mafia, Nocna Zmiana Bluesa and last but not the least shittiest PM 2 – the group which won the band competition in Mrągowo Piknik Country Festival this year. I’m sure the list goes on.